The visuals were great especially if you like female boobs and butts but I couldn't believe how bad the story and directing were. My love affair with this particular movie started on a rainy day in 2003. Imagine the buffed stars of the popular television series in a piece of moving swimsuit calendar art and you have the measure of this television reunion film. However, it turns out he only had amnesia and has been recovering in a Los Angeles hospital. Instead, he has been suffering from amnesia for the past three years, and has now re-emerged from the shadows with a stunning new fiancée in tow. Most of the original Baywatch cast are in this one including Pamela Anderson who's acting is pretty much as fake as her chest, but we don't mind that, once again its Baywatch, it supposed to be muck. So maybe watching Baywatch was for extra credit? If you're anything like me however this won't matter a jot.
However, she is cooperating with an old nemesis of Mitch's, the still undead Mason Sato Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa from the second season, to get revenge on Mitch. Mitch's ex- wife, Neely Capshaw, also shows up in an attempt to get Mitch back. The familiar drum beat starts and we move into the opening credits. The show was suppose to be about rescue efforts in the beach. Overall I would say if you are a fan of Baywatch then you will enjoy this movie and should definitely watch it. Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding 2003 Mitch Buchannon didn't die in a boat explosion in the 10th season but has been recovering from amnesia in Los Angeles.
The henchmen scuba suit up and take them deep underwater, handcuffing them both inside some weird half submerged submarine cell. Be warned, a bouncing bevy of big-breasted babes typically begets befuddlement. However, it turns out he only had amnesia and has been recovering in a Los Angeles hospital. Meanwhile, Allison casually decides that she only wants to get married if it happens on this unihabited, incredibly isolated and remote volcano island Alarm bells anyone?! It was a real rip off of the Baywatch legacy. Mitch's ex-wife, Neely Capshaw Gena Lee Nolin , also shows up in an attempt to get Mitch back. Everyone thinks I like fake boobs too much. However, it turns out he only had amnesia and has been recovering in a Los Angeles hospital.
Coincidentally, Caroline Holden is already there filming a soap opera. This movie has totally failed. Everything else is crap and it's a shame they wanted to end their adventures like this. The midday movie came on. Its great to see a lot of the cast back together and see everyone that bit older. Overall the dvd is a disappointment as it has zero extras unless you count scene selection? Pamela Anderson is opening a bar and grill in Hawaii and invites many of the old lifeguards from Baywatch there for a reunion including Caroline Holden Yasmine Bleeth , now an actress. The plot outline is okay and the movie is relatively good, although it lacked motive in some parts it was still very good I would give this 3.
The rest of Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding consists mainly of padding, and that is not a reference to the leading ladies bikini tops. Annoying subplot with Baywatch Hawaii characters. I lose 3 hours of my life watching it twice. Montages and flashbacks make up the majority of the running time, followed closely by some no-so-subtle product placements. The movie remains to this day, the single greatest cinematic experience of my life. My mind wanders, I potter aimlessly around on YouTube at 12. His new fiancée, Allison Ford Alexandra Paul , resembles his old lover, Lt.
Your fish sticks are delicious…oh wait. Instead we're treated or mistreated to Pamela anderson waring a shirt under which we just barely glimpse a micro bikini thing. Apparently the legal text on the Spwipe packaging is absolutely fascinating. Despite all evidence to the contrary, legendary lifeguard Mitch Buchannon was not killed in that explosion during the series' final season. .
Virtually all of the old regulars gather together for the lavish wedding of Mitch and Shannon in Hawaii, little suspecting that Allison is actually in league with an old enemy of Mitch's who has set his cold, black heart on a horrible revenge. Cut to the begining of Baywatch Hawaiian Wedding: Mitch is miriculously alive and haunted by terrible dreams rehashing the death of his one time lover, Stephanie Holden. She was convinced I was in constant peril from drowning and made me go to swim class every Saturday even though I hated it. This two hour reunion was a big let down. So in the end there was at least one good reason to watch it! A heartwarming reunion scene between Mitch and his friends turns sinister as the viewer is made aware that someone is taking secret happy snaps of the characters hugging it out. His new fiancée, Allison Ford, resembles his old lover, Lt. His new fiancÃ©e Allison looks a lot like Lt.
I watched this movie for a bit of a laugh plus it had the Hoff in it and lets face it after Knightrider the Hoff is one cool dude! So Mitch wakes suddenly from his nightmare and the viewer is in for a mindfuck and a half because Stephanie!!! I am getting goosebumps all down my arms. Perched on a rock, framing the scene is a camera on a tripod, filming the whole thing. Regarding the most important element, babes! There is a dramatic and improbable simultaneous triple rescue, with a hilarious soundtrack that truly needs to be watched to be believed. The only good thing I can say about it is the good idea of bringing back some of the old cast. Scuba suited Sato swims up to Allison in deep water and pulls her under!!! However, she is cooperating with an old nemesis of Mitch's, the still undead Mason Sato Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa from the second season, to get revenge on Mitch. Mitch returns to Hawaii to get married again! First of all, the storyline sucks.
Screw it… Yay, Carmen Electra! She pleads with him and tells him she knows Allison has a plastic face cause she could feel the scars behind her ears. Little does he know, Allison is cooperating with Mason Sato who appeared in the show's 2nd season and now returns for revenge. Yes, this show is a joke. If the trap of Sato involving cloning a key character is unbelievable, i don't mind really because this show was a bit like this. Finally, it's very close to what the show was about: on its 11 years, only the first four seasons was good and the seven following was shameful! Cast: David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson, Yasmine Bleeth, Carmen Electra, Gena Lee Nolin, Alexandra Paul. Coincidentally, Caroline Holden is already there filming a soap opera. I think they just wanted Alexandra Paul in the movie and that was about the only way they could.
But just because I like you, I am going to take you through the movie in the same level of excruciating detail. Some annoying Baywatch Hawaii characters as yet unkidnapped find Neely and Mitch having angry words on the sand. Like I wrote earlier, this movie is little more than an extended infomercial, masquerading as a reunion of the long-running television series. Don't get me wrong, Pamela does look amazing as the years ever so skillfully carve a real and quite sexual womanhood of experience into her facial features and this is a real turn on but it doesn't go any further. Stephanie Holden, a past love.